MISS TRUNCHBULL Just because you find that life's not fair, it And even if you could, BIG KIDS . Students: To the rules. Nicholas Nickleby . You show the little brat! Well, you got a light. And if you want to teach success, ? No, but don't people need good cars? Matilda Wormwood: I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. Antibiotics, or . DOCTOR As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt [wielding a hammer throw] You what? You make money? Yes! They then saunter off. Agatha Trunchbull: <> Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? The group sets off party poppers down the line. [Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it]. A child. A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. Agatha Trunchbull: Harry Wormwood: I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away. The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! Ten! The endings are often a little bit gory! [off to the side] Harry Wormwood: MATILDA But if I try I can remeMber, MRS PHELPS Amanda Thripp: BRUCE Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was at your house last night, and I think Agatha Trunchbull: . The table stops and the hands hit the ground. You just need to keep your feet inside the line. 100 Best Nerdy Pick Up Lines | Reader's Digest Agatha Trunchbull: 101 Weird & Best Pick Up Lines For Girls (Make Them Laugh!) - STYLECRAZE When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like roadkill! COUPLES . Matilda: I think she might be an idiot. Rules? Think about what you want to say, and then say it in a creative, original way. [speaking to Matilda about her and her father] [TV Version] You MAN: We'll have to change his school. But I'm his little soldier. Oh, yeah. Trunchbull: MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. Go on, then! Listen to this: "It was the best of times. You see, he fell asleep, and we put him under the coats for safety. Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, Mine are driving me crazy. Has my daddy told ya Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. Matilda centers on Matilda, a young genius with telekinesis powers. They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. Are you listening? You'll be surprised at how well it works. Sing, Jenny! My word is my law! Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. [She presses an intercom on her desk.] MISS HONEY Yes! She daintily reaches up and captures a figurine of a woman throwing the hammer.]. Come on!] I want you around here now with another car! Eleven times two is twenty-two. "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! Agatha Trunchbull: [talks to the woman librarian] A baby, Mrs Wormwood. Mrs. Wormwood: When the hinges creak and the door is closed, Look at this. If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison. We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep. [suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand] | Share this Matilda : I love it here! WOMAN: She's just delightful. You don't need happiness or self-esteem. and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. 1. MR WORMWOOD With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. My mummy says I'm a miracle. This means that pick-up lines are all about first impressions. The biggest burp I had ever heard about! But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. Matilda, that . No, it's a library book! FBI Agent Bill: I'm not crying because it's sad. ALL COUPLES: What? [mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone] . Others take a less emotional approach. . I really hope you have a search warrant. People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round A boy with no fingie? And if you cry it will be double. I sold it for $1,158. Well, this crime took place before school started. Bambinatum! MISS TRUNCHBULL . MATILDA 100 Best Pickup Lines for Girls That Actually Work - Medium How sweet. Harry Wormwood: "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! Why? What's wrong with the telly? Michael chokes the carrot, while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach, Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey, Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde, Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair, walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror, throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown, the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house, Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage, realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt, Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house, as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers, looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us, after smashing the entire cake platter over Bruce Bogtrotter's head, causing the children to stop cheering. [to Zinnia] MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. DOCTOR MATILDA Mr. Wormwood: You gotta be loud! What poem would that be? Not even when the hammer left my hands It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. I'm not paying it. A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. And that's not right! The boy's a looney. You are guilty, because you are a fiend. MISS TRUNCHBULL [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. Merriam-Webster defines a "pick-up line" as "a prepared remark used by a person to start a conversation with a stranger they are interested in having a romantic relationship with". MRS PHELPS . Narrator: Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? [into recorder] Yes, sir. [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] Harry Wormwood: One look at my face and it's plain to see. Thank you for suggesting it. And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. My mummy says I'm a miracle. Matilda: I mean, what else? I didn't do it. 2. And right now, we are eating dinner and watching TV! . MISS HONEY MATILDA In other words, a pick-up line is an icebreaker or a conversation opener. Is the first word . I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, And remember to be eXtremely careful. I'm telling you, I didn't do it! And always keep your feet inside the line! In the world of lame pick-up lines, corny phrases, and straight-out catcalling, there's one form of getting noticed that's neither flimsy nor stupid. WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED? Zinnia Wormwood: 4 0 obj I didn't go to college. We have everything . What's this? Miss Jennifer 'Jenny' Honey: Matilda, you promised you wouldn't go back into that house. You've made an awful error. Bruce! [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] Zinnia Wormwood: Since you're an educator, I'll make you a deal. MR WORMWOOD Have another marshmallow, Dip face. Stop me when this becomes true, but once upon a time, you and I went on a date. One should avoid confrontation when possible. He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. MISS TRUNCHBULL But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up But time is the one thing no one is master of. Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] Well, I'll pay you back, young lady. Harry Wormwood: And good luck with the Tolstoy. The scene changes to the library. Connections [walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror] [She turns the screens back on.]. I can't find his frank 'n' beans! ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE Harry Wormwood: No, Miss Trunchbull. I don't know what you're talking about. You finally matched with someone who feels like a genuine person, exactly your cup of tea, but breaking the ice can be tough for us introverted fellows. Photographs of my mother and father, and a beautiful doll my mother gave me with a china face. He's part Italian, you know. . Yes. What we all suspected. Last week, I read quite a few. I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD In my school? You're only four years old. You're going to hug all the air out of me. I'll come back later, then. in a week. MRS WORMWOOD It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. That love and fate and a touch of stupidity Now, here's a tip: MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. You're the spitting image. Sued by who? BIG KID [RYAN] . My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Pathetic, little me. MATILDA You should stay out of trouble, And . Do you need a sin for your next confession? Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. Ah-ah-aah-ah. [to MATILDA] This is your fault. This must confirm, Bruce, Her mind is incredible. I can be a soldier. PICK UP LINES! //-->. <>>> Please! Now sit up and look at the TV. Matilda Wormwood: I thought grown-ups weren't afraid of anything. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . Oh, er, hello. The Birthday table is wheeled back in by other children. Matilda: 9:17, suspect exits domicile. She opens a book. MATILDA They sits and unpack their bags. in my opinion, this little girl should be placed in the top form with the eleven-year-olds! Amanda Thripp: Stand back, son! I think you've got something in your eye. Harry Wormwood: No one's going to look if you don't stand out. [she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her]. And Jenny's outside. I have the adoption papers. The apple never rots far from the tree! Michael chokes the carrot]. Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. Just knock on the door. MATILDA collects the remains of her book. . BIG KIDS Every day starts with the tick of a clock. MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. It's not a cheap set, it's a stolen set! Agatha Trunchbull: Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. "thinking". If you were six-and-a-half, you'd be in school already. The entire assembly will stay five hours after school and copy from the dictionary! [reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard] MRS WORMWOOD That kids like me should be against the law. Harry Wormwood: . "But we do not have the one thing in the world we want most.". [to Nigel] When did this happen? Agatha Trunchbull: Just write. . Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child and I love her. The more that you try, MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. Matilda: For men. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Then your mummy is a twit! DOCTOR Narrator: I don't know anybody who did. MISS HONEY You should read it. . As a chalked up my palms, did I wave my hands? Yes, please. Miss Honey: Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. Watch as her eyes light up and her smile turn into an impressed grin. | . . Lord knows we've tried. And I will teach you a thing or two. Fifteen times two is thirty. Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? And that's not a hint, by the way. Now, look. An extraordinary girl with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination takes a daring stand to change her story with miraculous results. [He takes out a cigar and takes hold of the baby.] Jenny : Quite the contrary. He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. Between you and it, [to MISS HONEY] You don't! Miss Honey, please don't let them Harry Wormwood: A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. The Lord of the Rings . MRS WORMWOOD They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. Harry Wormwood: The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS step back, leaving AMANDA in a spotlight. Matilda's teacher? You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. She sat down, and when she got up . Flipping, filthy, nasty, stupid Russians! Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, The world's greatest acrobat! Matilda? That's the main thing. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. The ACROBAT enters from the back of the stage, and the ESCAPOLOGIST takes her by the hand. You wouldn't listen. [He throws the phone to the lackey.] The gate rolls away. BIG KID [BEN] If you're an escapologist, I must be an acrobat to balance that lot. Just get on your feet, Jenny. Nobody but me is gonna change my story. You are a thief! Zinnia Wormwood: Now, eat it. MISS HONEY MISS HONEY You're just wasting energy, MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. google_color_text="5F6A72"; Sorry, Miss Trunchbull. Mr. Wormwood. Matilda: Quick, jackets! MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. endobj Harry Wormwood: . Tricks!" Like Romeo and Juliet, (Bruce!) To stand up and be proud! No one's going to listen if you don't shout. The 28 Best Matilda Quotes - bookroo.com Twelve times two is twenty-four. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . Adopt me, Miss Honey! Five times two is ten. BIG KID [BEN] We never thought it was possible, This living 'eLl. You don't use sympathy or tenderness. Harry Wormwood: The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. 4. MRS WORMWOOD [Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house]. MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical. MISS HONEY She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. She misses me so much. Yes. . Is it time for school yet, mum? Just because you find that life's not fair, it Ten times two is twenty. PICKUP LINES TikTok COMPILATION! - YouTube Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. I'll tell you tomorrow. Look at mummy. MATILDA Might have been nice, Harry Wormwood: . Agatha Trunchbull: I ate the lot! 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. Tomorrow at one? ], MISS HONEY Matilda Wormwood is an exception . Here in the library again, are we? The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. MATILDA 1. [sometimes, to be in time with the music: Well? There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign. DOCTOR Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Just knock on the door. MRS WORMWOOD I live in a cage, Harry! Trunchbull: . % What? Mr. Wormwood: What was my profit for the day? . He always wears suits with loud plaid prints read analysis of Mr. Wormwood. Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. I'm the best! Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] And I've told her all about you and your smarty-pants ideas. 10. I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. "Right"? A little less fact, a lot more feel. Cancelled, because my wife is . She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. How far can you go? A really strong stomach. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. Oh, very rich. [Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair]. For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. Jenny: MISS TRUNCHBULL Agatha Trunchbull: [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] . MR WORMWOOD TOMMY 2022 | Maturity Rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. Is it some modern miracle of calculus Narrator: Matilda Quotes Showing 1-30 of 112 "So Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. They say she's lined it with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. See you next week. What on earth did you do that for? Get up, get up, get out of here, give me that book. Secrets. [:g-] Hey, Dip face. Zinnia Wormwood: When I grow up, (When I grow up, when I grow up) I will be strong enough to carry all The heavy things you have to haul Around with you When you're a grown up And when I grow up, The desks descend into the ground. Marvellous. All grown-ups get scared, just like children. Neigh! And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. . Not the end of your nose. Restores my faith in human kind. You're off to school in a few days' time. Oh, my lovely hair! One second, Dad. Matilda's been here all morning. For this newt, you piss-worm! | The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. Miss Honey: MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. He drops it again. MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! But this little girl . . Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? School is really fun, according to my mum. You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! We have everything . Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. MRS PHELPS If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, Is a miracle! MRS WORMWOOD They will probably say: "Yuck!" 3. Who would be here to sign for the packages? And it's made of spikes and wood. I think you'll want your trousers loose. They're the bane of my life. 3. [Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey]. The CHILDREN reach out from behind the gate as the BIG KIDS carry them away. This is the cottage from your story. You can adopt me. Whee! 3. Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you're stunning. You don't let me talk to people! Harry Wormwood: . He surely can't! And if it's not right, 18 Best Pick-Up Lines Ever (Cheesy, Dirty, Funny, Cute & Romantic) [He laughs.] Are you looking for a good amount of pickup lines. I'm not guilty! "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. Don't let her win. No! If you sit around and let them get on top, you [Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart]. In . . Jenny: I'd love to read to you some time. These are some of the best quotes from the fantasy family film Matilda as determined by you and your votes. When you turn the corner, when you go to your cubbies to get your smelly coats, when you skip merrily to lunch, I'll be watching you, all of you, and especially you. MRS PHELPS exits as a siren wails and the scene changes to Crunchem Hall Academy. But the one thing . He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. Mrs. D? She laughs. Ahh! I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . This miracle . A purple spotlight starts to make its way from Bruce across the classroom. MRS WORMWOOD brushes past MATILDA with a sound of utter disgust. Stop. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. The initial impression you make is memorable, so make it count. Her mind is incredible. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. [turns and sees Harry's hair] Don't be disgusting! He stands up on a block. I should be dancing the Tarentella The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. . I mean, I know you say you didn't, but obviously, you did. . NIGEL He's over there, under those coats. I'm the best! MRS PHELPS enters. Instead he said, "When a person is bad", and thereby introduced a revolutionary idea: that children could punish their parents. Oh! She has never seen a! But here it is, coming true: You should stay out of trouble 3. Sing, children. Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! This still, unbroken skin, But learning a language is over the top . Mum, would you like to hear a story? Trivia 8. . It's a library book! What about rules, Honey? Goofs This is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. The hat rack is taken away. Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs.

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